FML

As if I hadn't taken enough beatings yet:

I went to the post office yesterday to send my invitations out and ask if they could be hand-cancelled to keep them from getting caught or crumpled in the machines. The guy took one look at them, and said, "nope." Apparently, you need to stamp something on the envelope to indicate that they should not be put in the machines, and since they are black, the stamp won't show up.

FML.